Happens in Three's

Today was a long, long day--the kind of day when I want nothing more than the comfort and solace of my home. But, as soon as I crossed my threshold...

I spilled beer on my best work pants (and it wasn't even my beer!)
My cat peed on my favorite floor rug
My toilet overflowed

This happened in the space of about an hour.

I'm going to bed now. I'm going to wrap myself up in my pinkie binkie, which is reserved especially for times such as these, and I'm going to pretend that the last hour or so of my life never happened.